FNM's Big Hits



 
 
KENJAMIN  Finally a song about something that matters.

GREEN BEER WASTED  Happy St Paddy's Day!

 
STEPH'S BOOTY SONG  Our apology for calling Steph FAT.
 
SHARTIN' IN THE WHITE HOUSE  Poor Al Roker...

BUNKY WITH FLIPPER  Sex with porpoise.

I CAN'T BE 55!  Kenjamin is aging, not gracefully.

THE WRECK OF SANTA'S SLEIGH  Xmas gets the Gordon Lightfoot treatment.

JUICY McRIB  Xmas gets the Golden Arches treatment.

HO HO, SANTA STYLE!  Xmas gets the Gangnam treatment.
 

STEPH'S CANDY STASH  Celebrating Halloween gluttony.
 
PUT ME IN COOCH  An "Opening Day" song about a different kind of opening.

KENJAMIN'S ISLE  Our first Disney cruise song!
ROCK & ROLL FANTASY (CRUISE)  The second one!
UNDER THE (FANTA)SY  Number three!
FRIDAY, DISNEY STYLE  The fourth, and never played "Friday" song update...
(never played, because we came home on Thursday! Duh...)

TIMMY AND THE JETS  Tebow goes to New York, and we go to the Elton John catalog.

DAVY'S DEAD  R.I.P Davy Jones, of the Monkees

BRONCS ARE THE CHAMPIONS  Well, they were for a week...

PLAYIN' WITH MY FEET  Ken gets a pedicure... you get a song.

FRIDAY!!  A weekly anthem, and listener Lionel's favorite.

BALLAD OF SHERWOOD SCHWARTZ  R.I.P., TV sitcom mogul.

LOVE THAT BRADLEY  Steph does, not us.

F#CK THE GAS PUMP  $4 a gallon???

STEPH STINKS  Worse than Ken's jeans?

THE WEINER OF BRETT  If you're famous, don't sext yer junk!

BOOTY BUTT WIPER  If your mate was incapacitated, would you...



AND here are some older classics... 

 
 
Chris is getting MARRIED!!
Steph Is Back!





We tried to vote her off the island while she was away, but her fans proved to be many and rabid.
See Some ID

We got to talkin' about this guy who divorced his wife after getting a look at her driver's license and realizing she was 11 years his senior... who doesn't look at someone's ID before they get married??  
Don't Stop Divorcin'

7  divorces? REALLY??
Livin' La Gayda Loca



Rhymes with "shock".
Jesse's Girls

First Tiger, now biker. Shame on you for throwing Hollywood royalty aside for a sluttier ride.

Mr. Brees

Our tribute to the man who brought the Lombardi trophy home to New Orleans.

Screw You Las Vegas



Alright, we get it... he didn't mean to single us out... AGAIN... but he never says "Don't go to Orlando," now, does he?
 
SacajaGaGa



Well, we learned that "Sakakawea" (the Indian maiden who guided Lewis & Clark across America) is really pronounced "SaCOCKawea." Who knew. 
STEVIE'S LAUGH


A listener called with an impression of Steph's laugh... and Chris thought her laugh needed some kind of tribute. Ken needed no more prompting than that...
FACE OF THE TIGER
Guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty... and guilty. 
ARIA
Steph and sister Tori got all dolled-up last night for the grand opening of Aria at CityCenter... but were turned away at the valet!

 
12 DAYS OF MISTRESS
Nothing says the holidays like living in the dog house.

 
 
POPCORN IN A BOX
Steph let slip this morning that, while she rarely goes to movies, sometimes she keeps herself (and Brad) entertained in a most provocative way! Chris asked if Brad ever punches a hole in the bottom of the popcorn box, and Steph just laughed lustily (sigh).
JORDATO!
So long, "Jordato"! John Fredericks, former beloved Las Vegas meteorologist-turned-stalker is heading to North Carolina to stalk that moronic pageant girl 
(from neighboring South Carolina). Best of luck...
TENNISSTAR Energy Drink
The drink that Andre Agassi would endorse, if it would make him as much money as doing trailer drugs and admitting it in a tell-all book.
FRONKENSTEIN
Edgar Winter meets Gene Wilder in a classic mash-up that has become a Halloween standard, at least at Ken's house.
The Raider Smash!!
Much like the previous, A Halloween classic, except for the Raiders, the scares go on all season! Click here for the Top 10 Reasons the Raiders SUCK (it's documented!).
Learning To Nap
A song about what we first thought those Northwest pilots were doing up there. Turns out they were on their laptops, which was better than the second thing we thought... mile high club...
 
  I Am the Wallofpie
(Foo-foo-foo-food)

Steph's recent camping trip, set to music.
Those poor bears!
 
  Michael Vick Speaks
             An exclusive FNM interview with the NFL player dogs love to bite.
   VIX!
It's crunchy! It's cruelty! It's VIX, the new cereal from the makers of that cereal Terrell Owens came up with.
  They Are Family
As close as MacKenzie Phillips and her dad look in this picture, we found out they were a LOT closer. Eech. 
  iGoggles

Exploding iPhones?  There's an app for that. 
  HOT HOT HOT (in LV)
Remember all that heat this past Summer? We remembered it in song... 
  Everybody Must Get Booked
Long Branch, N.J., police officer Kristie Buble, left, says she never heard of Bob Dylan, so she arrested him for wandering the street. Blame the parents. 
   Oxi Clean with Coki Caine
Billy Mays, here... with a product he never got to sell. He was too busy using it.

 
  Talkin' In The Bathroom
Like the song says, "I just don't think ya oughta
conversate while ya poo!"
 
  Swine Flu PSA
Ken recorded this public service announcement as a joke, about a month before he actually contracted the H1N1. You can bet you won't hear him crack any jokes about syphilis anytime soon...
  THE DAY IS MINE

When Michael and Farrah Fawcett died on the same day, poor Farrah got short-changed in the press...

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